DALC SCAM: STUDENTS OPEN LETTER TO TUTORS

A DALC student has written a strongly worded letter to THE lecturers. Poor souls the lecturers- but then aren't they all par of the con! Teaching courses they did not even study?

The letter below.

Dear lecturers at DALC;

It is so sad that you have to endure all these things just to put bread on the table. As Ringera was resigning yesterday, he quoted the book of ecclesiastiEs. There is time for everything.Time to cry and time to laugh. Time to be born and time to die.

Now, it is your time. Time to beg the students to upload assignments and projects, time to beg them to be punctual. Time to beg Wachuka to relax her rules, time to beg Oborah to pay you. OOOOOOOh, yes..................its time to wait for your salry until you faint, yes its time to talk nicely to the students, yes OOOOOOOOOh yes, its time.Its time to lose weight, ooh yes, its time.

Time to look at yourself and hate yourself, time to hate yourself for having misguided students that they were doing sincere courses from Cambridge and Oxford. Time to pay for your sins for having taught in modulles you are not even qualified to teach, ooooh yes, its time to beg students to upload projects for you to mark, when you know too well you have never written any project yourself and the first project you have seen are the ones done by students at DALC. OOOOH yes. It is pay back time.

Anyway, my dear lectures. Just kneel down and pray. Ask for Gods forgiveness, for you are also part of Oborahs DALC fraud. Repent all your sins and GOd will give you another job.

Do you remember this song that would be sang on KBC radio very early in the morning.....someni vijana, mwisho wa kusoma utapata kazi nzuri......oborah atakuwa na DALC na atakuajiri.........someni vijana...mwisho wa kusoma, utapata kazi nzuri.

OBORAH IS THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT. F**K
OFFFFDFFFFFFFFFFFF

DALC SCAM: VILLYFYING THE DIPLOMA

There has been a big debate in the recent past on the nature of some academic qualifications that are offered at out public universities. Many have raised a point of concern on the school based programs. Even the lecturers employed to teach courses in these programs will tell you that the quality of the students is unbelievably low and the library staff will openly tell you that school based students generally avoid books and stick to their manuals.

The jury is out there on the worthiness of the school based degrees but the truth is that not all people are destined to get degrees. Some will suffice with a diploma. Some will do with a certificate and some will be successful without ever going to college like Branson or Mwangi who is building yet another flat block along Jogoo Road.

The market has put a premium on papers and DALC has shamelessly milked this by;

a) Claiming that certificates are meaningless without recognition

b) Claiming that certificates are useless

c) Projecting that certificates are going to become obsolete in the near future

d)Flaunting the fact that the certificates come from the UK

DALC has successfully combined several tactics to make sure that people hungry for Diploma's quench their thirst at DALC. At DALC Education, a diploma can take a short time such as 6 months.

AsK a Kenya Polytechnic fellow to complete a diploma in 6 months and he will think you are mad. The truth is that Diploma's are really not that short. Do not believe DALC's lies especially when Oborah says;

· These days , education has changed and people are focusing and specialising

· Kenya Poly are using old systems from the colonial era

· The African Education system has been left behind, that is why we lag in development

· Why do you need to spend 3 years to do a diploma?

· DALC takes shorter because it is 22nd century education

· bla bla bla

What DALC is doing is making diplomas worthless by putting one Business Administration diploma holder from a national polytechnic on the same platform with its dubious CAM/OXIM diploma holders. The people who go through the polys get past a rigorous system, while DALC's advanced 22nd century system takes you only 6 months. Never mind that you have lessons that are 2 hours long twice a week.

Diplomas have never been so easy to get. If you get an E in your KCSE, go to DALC. They will put you through their accelerated bridging course that should take you 3 months. After that, they will find your talent which will always lead you to starting a diploma in business, computing or education. 6 months down the road you have a shiny new diploma. The Kenya Poly student on the other hand, will be getting through his first year. Tell me, who would you hire?

We have students going through the Diplomas so fast, that a fellow who got a C mean grade gets an advanced diploma (insert course here) in a record 6 months. Take note that this is the CAM/OXIM advanced diploma. From C plain to advanced diploma inn just 6 months. If this is not milling diplomas, tell me what is. During the 6 months, the student will have researched and compiled 10 case studies and cover the syllabus (which is probably downloaded from some website). That is one hell of a shortcut that will definitely appeal to greedy Kenyans looking for a quick way to get quick diplomas.

As you are all aware, DALC promises its diploma holders UPGRADES to degrees to ensure that they take every cent from you in the whole process and leave you with a bunch of worthless diplomas that have non existent UK addresses. That my friends, is how DALC is soiling the diploma by giving it to every Humphrey, Peter, and Faith as long as they have the money to pay the school fees. After all, Oborah likes to say that failing your KCSE does not mean you are stupid. He is some sort of miracle worker who makes a D- holder achieve a Diploma with distinction in just a quick 6 months.

Visit a DALC centre and ask the funny people at the front desk.

DALC SCAM:WHO DOES THE CHE WORK FOR?

WHO DOES THE CHE WORK FOR?

Have you ever wondered why this commission never takes any action whenever people are getting conned off their money by academic rogues like Humphrey Oborah?

Where was the CHE when hundreds of Kenyans studied for sham degrees with the bogus Newport University? Remember how Wisemen Trainers used to advertise in the Sunday Newspapers? Where was the CHE? The Commission only showed up when people were set to graduate and said that Newport was dubious! They did nothing when people were getting scammed by the epically named "WISEMEN TRAINERS".

To rub salt into the eyes of those who were conned, they have listed the same college in the CHE website as one of those that is recognised to offer diplomas. In my book, such a college should have been closed down and the owners locked up for a long long time! But not with the CHE, I guess they punished the WISEMEN in their own out of court way, they then wagged a finger here and there and probably had some roast meat together with the wisemen.

Why for example, has CHE never taken any concrete action on DALC? We have copies of letters that victims of DALC have written to the CHE Kenya and these have not been acted on. CHE continues to pour the vinegar of arrogance on the wounds of Kenyans who have been mauled at DALC by claiming that its role is merely advisory. Would that explain why CHE commissioners always attend DALC graduations where they sit alongside well known international conmen such as Sandhu and Kempe? Is that an advisory role too?

We know for sure that one commissioner known as jOEL mBERIA has been pocketed by DALC's kingpin Oborah and always appears in DAlc ceremonies and was a guest when Oborah was made a prof by the dubious WIDU. A commissioner of the CHE was present when a Kenyan conman was made a professor by a diploma mill!! We have video clips and pictures of jOEL mBERIA. He is the DALC mascot whose role is to show Kenyans how well recognised DALC is!

jOEL mBERIA DURING DALC GRADUATION.

The same jOEL mBERIA has immensely benefited from DALC's ill gotten money as his son Mugambi is an employee of DALC. He works at the educational institution that has been reported to CHE numerous times. Conflict of interest? It is certainly more than that as Mugambi is novice in his job and would have alot of trouble putting together a web page in php or setting up LAN despite working in the IT department. Word has it that Mugambi is watching jOEL mBERIA'S business.

MY HYPOTHESIS IS THAT jOEL mBERIA in this case is Oborah's partner. His role is to make sure that CHE never closes DALC or makes too much trouble for Oborah. That his why his incompetent son Mugambi is employed and paid 45,000 by DALC where he apparently achieves much at doing nothing. Mugambi's role is simply to keep a tabs on the going ons at DALC and report back to daddy who incidentally works at CHE.

jOEL mBERIA INSPECTING DALC JUST BEFORE DALC GOT THE ACCREDITATION FROM CHE

Let the facts be laid out in the open so that when CHE finally says that DALC's courses are "fishy", we will remind them that jOEL mBERIA has never missed a DALC event, his son works at DALC and that the CHE commissioner was a honoured guest when the European diploma mill WIDU awarded Kenya's educational conman a Professorship.

SO WHO DOES THE CHE REALLY WORK FOR?

KENYANS OR THE EDUCATIONAL CONMEN THAT ARE SPROUTING ALL OVER?

THE CIRCUS AT DALC

LECTURERS ARE SET TO START PLEADING WITH STUDENTS TO STUDY.

READ THE MAIL BELOW!

Dear bloggers,

The new nightmare at DALC: Wachuka and Lecturer evaluation.


The other day a fucking blogger asked for information about the not so sexy wachuka. From the winds she is the new nightmare at DALC. Tough looking, tough talking no nonsense lady. Talk of a grand coalition.This is indeed a dream come true. A true blend of cultures. Interethinic intellectual marriage. A Luo professor and a true Kikuyu with some UK training. Agwabo should know this. He will indeed visit oborah for some ideas on how it works.

Anyway, that aside. Wachuka is the person to take DALC to the next level. From the winds, she has introduced new rules for lecturers. No pay for work not done.

Lecturers are now the ones flirting with students, begging them to complete their assignments failure to which they will not be paid. Even those who used to be so proud are begging us in class. Please dears, submit your assignments and projects on time or i will not be paid. I am asking all my fellow students to riot. Dont submit any assignmnets or projects in time. Let this idiots called lecturers suffer, wakonde kabisa......Let them go down on their knees, beg us to complete our assignments in good time. Wanjinga, jinga jinga

OBORAH: HE'S out for the money

We have seen for ourselves how the DALC sales ( conned students) have drastically gone down. In my view, it must be causing the naughty professor some trouble. But worry not, for Oborah is a schemer through and through. He is now tricking people into buying computers through DALC. We are now reliably informed that Oborah has a shipment of ex Uk laptops that are waiting to be dished out to DALC students like "njugu" and then the students have to pay for the computers over a period of 6 months.

We take great exception to Oborah's new scheme. Surely he is manipulating students into getting laptops on top of paying his inflated fees and dubious UK examination and graduation fees. Parents will now have to buy laptops through Oborah's new scheme. Sadly, he keeps things sketchy like he always does with everything. Take note that he has not talked of processor speeds, hardisk space or brands of the computers. He does not want you to start making comparisons with the current market rates.

In the online portal, the students get an option to choose the specification of their computer. The students can choose a laptop with or without a webcam. That is the most useless option an academic of Oborah's standing could offer. That has nothing to do with academics, nada. Infact, webcams are use for video chats. So DALC students will be paying for webcam enabled laptops!!!

I am sure that he has failed to fully disclose the other information regarding the laptops because it is yet another way for him to scam money off innocent Kenyans.

He ruthlessly manipulates DALC students by flaunting the laptops as tools of the next century education alleging that DALC is forward looking. So ditching desktops for laptops will improve the quality of education at DALC?? What hogwash. He is simply manipulating students. After all, wouldn't any college student give an arm to get a laptop that has a webcam.

Oborah is simply diverting attention from issues by throwing laptops and wireless internet to students so they can browse all day and chat on their webcam enabled notebooks. DALC Education in effect will not spend any money on equipment (DESKTOPS) whilst making a tidy profit by supplying its students with laptops. HOW CLEVER. Why don't you throw in external TV cards and 2.1 speakers into the mix. I am sure the students would find those useful too. Humphrey, how long are you going to use technology to cheat Kenyans?

Only fools would think that giving students webcam enabled laptops means quality education.

Kenyans are yet again parted from their money.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED?

WHY ARE CERTIFICATES FOR DIPLOMA AND DEGREE ALL PRINTED ON -SIMILAR IN COLOUR,CHEAP SEAL AND FADING MANILLA PAPER

 

 

SOMEBODY TELL US Why are the diploma and degree certificates printed in the same funny cheap manilla paper,all are yellow,with same seal yet they are said to be from different exam bodies?

Fwd: CENTRE MANAGER RESIGNS

ANOTHER KENYAN YET DEPARTS KISUMU CAMPUS

This should sound as an alarm bell to parents and students of kisumu
campus,AS ANOTHER CENTRE MANAGER YET RESIGNS AT THE CAMPUS!!!!!!!.Can
The Dalc Fraternity clarify what it is that the staff are finding out
and leaving at such a fast pace!!!!!
We need to know if this staff also as you always cheat parents and
students is a thief.Many parents are alarmed in kisumu as the shady
operations unfold.Students who graduated last year are still waiting
for their certificates which are yet to be printed at luthuli,the
pathological liar blurted that certificates came with errors.
Cmon guys you cant be fooled this easy.Wake up!!!

THE UK CHARADE GOES ON

DALC IS proud to announce the UK GRADUATION. This is the final part of the con game where students are taken to UK for a dinner with Sandhu and Co. This is to make the students feel as if they did get a legitimate UK Education and actually go to the UK to graduate. Take a look at the Irish International University, Isles International Universitie, Oxford Association of Managers, Cambridge Association of Managers, Quality Assurance Commission websites and realise that the company's are all bogus and run by the same clique.

 

This is the clique that will be hosting unknowing Kenyans telling them they are capable of achieving anything because they have world class education. This will be in the hope that eventually everybody goes home happy to have graduated. DALC is the only college I know of that sends students to the UK for a dinner. That is a first for a Kenyan college. Part of the reason why Oborah considers himself a genius.

 

As Kenyans waste some more and money attending useless ceremonies, let us all remember a few facts.

• The graduation is held in the hired halls of either Oxford/ Cambridge University to hoodwink attendants into making a connection with the prestigious institutions
• All the Graduants are from 3rd world countries such as Kenya, Nigeria, Cambodia
• UK governement education officials are never invited to these graduations.
• Despite this being a useless ceremony, they scammers still charge a hefty GBP 925 as graduation fees. Kenyans will pay more than Ksh. 114,000 just to graduate.Clearly, they screw you to the last day.

SEE THE NOTICE BELOW!!

 

Date Posted: 2009-09-06 Title: UK GRADUATION The UK Graduation is set for 31st October 2009. Completing candidates wishing to go for the same, need to send and email to graduationuk@dalceducation.co.ke  and confirm availability of the following: A. GENERAL VISA DOCUMENTS - Valid Passport with at least 6 free pages for visa engravement - Consistent bank statement for the last 6-7 months (March to October 2009), indicating enough money for air ticket and upkeep during graduation period. There should be no abrupt cash or cheque deposits to this account, as this will indicate  that you are doing so to influence the outcome of the visa. - Copies of transcripts and certificates as well as birth certificates or marriage certificates and ID - Evidence that you will return to Kenya or your country once the graduation is over. This may include letter from employer or sponsor, evidences of  family property e.g copies of business registrations, stockmarket shares, house titles, etc - 2 coloured passport size photos on white background - Air ticket: Draft Booking with an airline to arrive a day before graduation date, and also indicating return dates. This can be obtained easily through a traveling agent as "Provisional Booking". You will choose your own airline since you will be paying for the air ticket separately. Visa Fees - Approx Ksh. 10,000 B. GRADUATION FEES, DINNER AND MISC GBP 925 PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION