Wednesday, December 9, 2009


Patrick Amukoa Makanga was born 28 years ago. But we are not here to write his life story. We are here today because he is Oborah's best friend, mentor and most trusted employee. He is also the SNITCH in CHIEF. The one who updates Oborah on everything that is going on.

Did you know that Faith Kinyae has tried to fire Patrick Amukoa Makanga countless times with no success? To this day, Patrick is the only employee who has served in DALC from its inception. Why is this so?

Well, Patrick joined as a student and quickly rose to become the most popular student mostly because of his endless stories about booze, women and his dick. As a result, Oborah made him the student leader and shortly thereafter hired him and sent him to Buruburu centre. He is a non starter by nature and thus the need for him to move from station to station within DALC at the behest of Oborah's wife.
To this day, Patrick has worked at DALC's Hurlingham, Buruburu, 20th Century, Westlands, Kericho, Nakuru, Nairobi West and Chiromo Lane.

The main reason for his neverending transfers is Faith Kinyae. She is unhappy that he is teaching Oborah badmanners. You see, Patrick is Oborah's pimp. The one who finds him young juicy girls and orgies. He does nothing but scheme for his next lay day after day and this always affects the performance of the centre he is running. As a result, Faith gets tired and fires. Oborah reinstates him to another centre despite Faith's protests.

Why would a critically acclaimed professor spend more time with a dimwitted-yellow toothed sexmaniac than he does with his wife? They love to sit and drink, see who can drink more, then Patrick teaches Oborah kimanyu and they recount their sexual exploits in Kimanyu. That'd be a mighty odd for a real professor but for a cheap sleazeball like Oborah, Patrick is truly his best friend.

 Patrick Amukoa Makanga and DALC student
Oborah has nothing but praise for Pato by the way. He says that Patrick would take a shot and die for him (oborah). And to prove it, Patrick spent last christmas with Oborah's family.  Afterwards, Faith Kinyae was telling people she couldn't believe how much of an idiot Patrick was.

Oborah says that he likes Patrick because he is a party animal (anajua kula hepi-in Oborah's words) and more because he is an moron. Yep, Oborah likes his best friend because he is a buffoon who has no ambition or future. Oborah once whispered to me that if Patrick was sharp, he'd make him the Operations Manager because he believes in Oborah 150%. But he wouldn't because the fela is an ass.

Patrick has served Oborah diligently and has presented to the naughty professor's altar of fornication enough girls to start a college. That must be the reason why the two are tighter than tight. He also serves as an MC in DALC events and is also Humphrey Oborah's bouncer, personal assistant, phone boy, driver, adviser, mentor depending on the occasion.   To Oborah, he is fondly reffered to as TOPA. Unfortunately for TOPA, H always turns to the next person and proclaims that he cannot believe how much of an idiot he is. But TOPA is the ever faithful lapdog that will stand any abuse by its master.

 Patrick Amukoa Makanga and DALC student
Their close relationship has been cemented by Patrick's ability to find him  young girls. He is constantly looking by the way. So that he can bring some  fresh meat (as they call it) along when Humphrey takes another one of those business trips to Kitale, Eld etc.

The pictures you see are of  Patrick and a young  DALC STUDENT who was later hawked to Oborah after he ( Patrick) was through with her. She was at the time a DALC student.

Humphrey Oborah should know that a man is judged by the company he keeps?


  • This is a man who should rot in hel not for fucking students but for covering and supporting a man who is so evil!
    Everbody wants to fuck DALC students. I have fucked DALC students its because they dont have anything btn their ears! But for a amn who is praised by Oborah...he shold die in hell with Oborah and Ruth (the D- failure). Oborah hasnt paid us upto now and am sure Patrick has been paid for finding him whoes...some of them students! Oborah why do u like staying with our money?

    December 9, 2009 at 3:18 PM

  • I challenge all bloggers to come up with graphical evidence of either oborah, Faith or Pato in a compromising pose with an opposite sex to upload on this page.

    I seriously failed, when H walked in Kasuku pub in Madaraka estate in tow with two chicks, to take a photo, i tried to control my temper very much not knock him squarely where it hurts most for with me is a fake degree and in a state of intoxication could have been a non starter.

    I have tipped a waiter within this favourite waterhole of his mischief to to click photos at a fee to upload here.

    December 9, 2009 at 4:00 PM

  • we will upload photos of this man H here very soon,in compromising situation of course

    December 10, 2009 at 7:15 AM

  • Yes, you should, i will also try and come up with the same when he comes to Eldoret and goes to Club Spree(which is an equivalent of Winkers pub in Nairobi). He comes here and dances like a maniac with students on the dance floor, with bouncers all over him. This Oborah man is bad news, he sleeps around with other peoples daughters and doesnt pay the same pple who are teaching the little sluts! What if some one was to sleep with his daughter?

    December 10, 2009 at 8:39 AM

  • lets leave the bluff bluff and act! mr admin how far with the dossier?

    December 10, 2009 at 10:23 AM

  • shock across campuses as salaries start to trickle in...threats of mass walk out rents the air!!!!let's wait and see

    December 10, 2009 at 2:48 PM

  • Ask him what he did to Fred Gumo's daughter who was in Moi University...What happened to Kosgey who used to chauffeur him around Eldoret? are in deep shit!!!!

    December 10, 2009 at 2:53 PM

  • staffs head to a bar to reduce stress at 2pm a moment after receiving their half salaries

    December 10, 2009 at 4:20 PM

  • what a dramatic turn of events as long serving CMs are shown the door by being handed half salos,the good thing is,they are still holding on,but for how long?

    December 10, 2009 at 5:28 PM

  • Appeal to all DALC students and staff who have realised that the institution is engaging in fraudulent practices. Please send your brief story to the admins of this blog.

    We need to bring HUMPHREY PETER OBORAH to justice and this will not happen by commenting here. That is the sad truth. Please spare 20 minutes and write about your experience at DALC.

    With your evidence, Oborah can get a taste of justice that he has evaded for so long.

    December 10, 2009 at 8:37 PM

  • admin put it on the counter pliz so that its visible and people can comment on it as well as that so called ebora phewchs sorry!oborah if he feels so.and on those comments thats where will be able to analyze and summerize this burger

    December 11, 2009 at 9:14 AM

  • H you told them not to submerge,yesterday some were submerged,they are just vomiting in the office

    December 11, 2009 at 12:07 PM

  • It is embarrassing,due to lack of money,senior lectures are eating mandaaaaac,chapaaaaaaaaaat in the office

    December 14, 2009 at 1:57 PM

  • ati na ni cambridge oxford ha ha there is no institution iko down hivo kama dalc ata za river road are abit better offering knec certs mi nilivuka huko kitambo

    December 14, 2009 at 4:36 PM

  • Kama kuan mtu anfanyia Dalc Job n ule bado anajipanga tu, ju hana otherwise, but i'm sure any person in his/her normals senses cannot tolerate Oborah's nonesence, unless ako na kitu anapata hapo ama hana papers kama Eric, Ruth na D- yake, washuka juu H anakuta vitu, Defense juu H anakuta vitu, Amukoa juu yeye ni Boot leaker! All those lecturers i see at Wstlands wako tu hapo juu hawan otherwise, most pof them are ussually on the net browsing for jobs...wanashikilia tu!

    December 15, 2009 at 9:35 AM

  • May God transform you people so that you act maturely and christianly (Mathew 11:28)

    December 15, 2009 at 3:04 PM

  • Kama hautaki dalc then unashinda kwa hii blog uki do nini utr just a bunch of foolish idiots who have nothing to do jus to idle around

    December 15, 2009 at 4:47 PM

  • The bible verse sounds so much like Ife and the idiot comment sounds so like H!!!!

    December 16, 2009 at 7:45 AM

  • That comment is most likely from the H (For Homo). From thet tone, now i see why he doesnt want to pay, why he keeps slushing our mearger slaries. H, its the way u treat us that makes us visit this blog...this blog is the only way we can reach you b'cos we write you emails, we send you sms's but you dont act...! Its good that you visit ths blog too!

    December 16, 2009 at 9:21 AM

  • People have shed tears because of the way you are treating them.The tongues of many have cursed you!!!You have treated people as casual workers and gloated about it all over.What is going to bring you down is just that pride that you have forgeting where you came from and the cries of innocent kenyans.
    You think that they who cause genocide are the only guilty ones???Sorry you have caused genocide to unsuspecting kenyans plus your employees.Using and dumping them!!!Mark my words IT IS OVER and God's hand is going to be seen.Start repenting

    December 17, 2009 at 9:23 AM

  • Nonsense! If guys r nt getn pay why dnt u jst get another other jobs instead of wastng time bloggn. H is nt innocent in anyway bt patrick is.

    December 24, 2009 at 1:01 AM

  • Yeah, i agree with you, i've known patrick 4 more than 6yrz n he is a nice guy. Probably the guy who is blogn is jealous of pato no nt probably HE/SHE IS! Patrick there r stil alot people who love u.

    December 24, 2009 at 10:03 AM

  • Why are we concentrating on pato n h, si faith is the biggest bitch. mwananke mchawi huyo. but you got the pictures all wrong, that chic would NEVER EVER go out with patrick let alone obora.

    December 24, 2009 at 5:53 PM

  • jealous of pato? A GUY SO dim he'd not illuminate a latrine? If anybody is jealous of Patrick amukoa, then they must have set pretty low standards for themselves!

    lets see whats so nice about:\
    *Hoodwinking people into joining DALC.
    *Pimping young girls to h
    *Hooking h up with orgies
    *Snitching on other dalc staff to h
    *Accompanying h to whore joints and selecting the tastiest nyama for him
    *Freeloading on h, Pato has eaten how much of H's money?
    *impregnating gals and absconding responsibiity
    *Spending christmas with humphrey oborah instead of his own family

    December 24, 2009 at 8:08 PM

  • Ha ha. I have witnessed Oborah do nasty things to a student in crayfish. Of course i wasnt there bt this guy Pato snatched the girl away to a room where it all happened. The worst thing is that Faith was in another room, fully trusting that her 'faithful' husband is jst checking on his students. For the record, Faith, this was during the crayfish trip last year.

    December 31, 2009 at 3:43 AM

  • happy new year to all the bloggers.i thought it wasnt going to be nice to end the year without thanking the admin of this blog who has tirelessly constructed reconstructed this blog even when its blocked he unblocks makes sure us bloggers we are comfortably using the blog.changing it to look attractive like now the way it looks mwaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!.i think when all this is over will dine together someday and guess what ask me for a bottle of wine

    December 31, 2009 at 9:33 AM

  • okay, mzalendo seems to be in a buying mood. Can i have a bottle of chivas? when we finally down Oborah?

    December 31, 2009 at 11:44 AM

  • I exactly dont know what happened, i handed my cash that was donated by a gud friend to tis college to study media but was forced to do B. management which i didnt finnish.I regret that i lost 50k but am grateful that ididnt proceed being a fool.

    January 6, 2010 at 9:18 PM

  • Manze hata huku nwest sweeper hajalipwa salo hata ya tangu dec! Huyu Oborah anafaa afungwe!ame con wasee wengi sana.

    January 13, 2010 at 8:31 AM

  • The worst part of Oborah is to refuse to pay his staff well and in good time. I once worked there but was always pissed off by what this guy used to do to his staff. It is as if he has not vision for the college. The tutors who are there are only there because in Kenya jobs are scarce. I thank God that I eventually got somewhere

    January 15, 2010 at 1:18 PM

  • anonymous for sure you will get it ata more if you want that will be one of the most memorable moments of my life after being conned 250k and all i got from it is lies lies lies for the 3mnths i was in dalc.ihav been,and will be,and continue to be a fighter till jsutice is done!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    January 15, 2010 at 5:41 PM

  • PATRICK AMUKOA MAKANGA helped NATASHA CLARA to break Oborah's family. He is a shameless idiot who will never have a family for himself.

    April 7, 2015 at 10:25 PM


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