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Friday, April 3, 2009

DIPLOMA YA KILA KITU @ DALC

DALC has a diploma in almost any course that would have demand. Oborah has realised that giving people diplomas in practically any course even youth fund management (in line with the govenment youth fund programme) is the way to go. Soon we shall have, a diploma in CDF management.

All these courses are offered on the back of a CHE accreditation that has allowed him to teach only two diplomas. Well Oborah figures two courses can be multiplied by &70 and result in 150 courses. Thankfully, other colleges have not caught this disease. See the list of courses according to the DALC webs
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FOUNDATION DIPLOMA

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

STUDENT GETS A DOSE OF OBORAH's Absurdity

In light of the delayed results which has in someway coincided with the massive viewership of this blog. DALC students have been making anxious calls to the diplomacons Faith Kinyae and Humphrey Oborah. Unluckily for them, Faith Kinyae has a dozen phone numbers and Oborah simply bars the numbers of people who call him more than once.

A student who called Faith found that her number was off (as usual) and decided to speak with Humphrey Oborah. A man who is such a pathological liar, he does it on KTN every Tuesday as Mahia Mutua smiles sheepishly and nods in agreement. The astounded student got the kind of
explanation that left him thinking that Oborah had totally lost his marbles. According to Oborah,

THE DELAY in RESULTS IS BECAUSE THE CERTIFICATES were SENT VIA DHL, BUT OUR STUDENTS HAD DONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELL THAT THE CERTIFICATES CAME WITH MEDALS FROM UK AS WELL. AS A RESULT DHL HAD TO THE ENTIRE SHIPMENT TO THE UK.

These witless lie was spoken by Oborah a few days ago and we shall have a recording of it soon to download on this blog in a few days.

Clearly, Oborah should take a test and be put on some medication thereafter. I cry for DALC students who will be hoodwinked with medals and certificates that are still worthless everywhere...well unless you dream of working at DALC. Certificate is just paper...The medal is the value!!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

DALC CoN GAME ILLUSTRATION



wHEN you go to http://www.dalceducation.co.ke/final/index.php,
You will see that the above logos are displayed on the DALC website. Take 30 minutes to research on the named institutions and go through the company registration details. These can be found at http://bizzy.info/

You might find that the picture is a small evidence of DALC's elaborate con game.

DALC NOW DELAYS BOGUS CAM/OXIM CERTIFICATES and TRANSCRIPTS

DALC EDUCATION would normally have handed the students their results by now. Oborah created the online system because he wanted the students to believe that the marking would be done online and would therefore take shorter. Notwithstanding the claim of the bogus education Institution, students expect DALC to declare the results of various courses run by it within by now since projects were submitted in January.

Oborah probably did not expect a blog with over 1000 viewers weekly and growing on his education con to wash his innards so badly. It seems his DALC calendar has been messed with and his ulcers worsened.

As per the promises by DALC, the result of any examination project should be out in 30 days but this particular result has taken much longer.. But students waiting for their result even months after taking examination is not an familiar sight.If DALC was a genuine institution they would take up arms, go to the ministry of education but they cant and they won't.

DALC students have been waiting months and certificates have not been issued this year. We are eagerly awaiting those to see if the certificates will have new watermarks and security feautures. Oborah has been hit hard and low by the exposure on this blog and my take is:

  • He has to do all the work himself since he can't trust anyone
  • He has had so much to do to convince staff who are leaving to stay
  • He is spending a lot of time in the loo shitting his a** when we post all this damning info
  • He has no time as he is the jack of all trade
  • He wants to delay the certs to prove they come from the UK
  • He is looking for a backdated DHL receipt to prove that the results came from UK
  • He is waiting for people to fall for his newest trick (that certificates don't matter) so he can send you online certificates.
  • He hopes you forget and the whole thing goes away.

One DALC student told us that the morale for those certificates is low but students want to grab them and scatter before employers are made fully aware how dubious the certificates are. “All my requests for the results have not been answered as DALC has no staff who knows what is going on’’. she said from the Westlands campus.

DALC did not reply any email in that regard.

Oborah Humphrey: DALC's HIGH PRIEST

DALC has an army of defenders who come at us with all manner of vitrol and shizzel whenever one questions their institution. We have come with concrete evidence the CAM/OXIM qualifications are a load of drivel because they do not exist. We pointed to link that shows that the two were registered as private companies that no longer exist as they changed names.

We have showed that DALC receives money on behalf of the dubious IIU university. We have also exposed Oborah's lies here and reminded student using Oborah's words exactly what lies he has told. We have also showed links to other websites where the DALC prospectus were "dubbed" from. Those who have any doubts can go to the Oregon State Education Department website and see that Oborah's World Distributed University is a sham. We did not create all those websites, we simply pointed to their existence.. Yet DALC students are defending the man with the aggression of a wounded tiger calling us all sorts of names.

Why won't they question Oborah on all his inconsistencies with the same vigour? He is the high priest of an Educational Cult. In cults, high priests are never questioned or disobeyed and DALC works alot like a cult. Oborah and Oborah only speaks for DALC and decides where DALC is going and knows the future of the world education which he is preparing people for at DALC as he warns that all other institutions apart from DALC will be obsolete in 25 years.

Cult leaders rely on charisma which is defined as "a personal magic of leadership arousing special popular loyalty or enthusiasm for a public figure (as a political leader or military commander); a special magnetic charm, or appeal."

According to Webber, a charismatic leader was "a sorcerer with an innovative aura and a personal magnetic gift, [who] promoted a specific doctrine.(practical education, gift and talent tests)...[and was] concerned with himself rather than involved with others. Charisma is not evil. The combination of charisma and psychopathy is a Lethal mixture - perhaps it is the very recipe used the Jim Jones of this world. People who convince others to sell their earthly belongings and drink poison. Oborah is no different as he is convincing people to take up diplomas from institutions that do not even exist which will ruin the future of thousands of people.

In the long run, skills of persuasion (which may or may not be charismatic) are more important to Oborah than charisma. That is why he invented a crisis ( the demise of education as we know it) took advantage of a crisis (joblessness) and now is pushing the cure for these as DALC EDUCATION every Tuesday on KTN . This systematic manipulative abuse and exploitation of people is found in all spheres of DALC. We have seen how he manipulates students so as not to refund money (he tells them not to anger the international partners), we have seen how he manipulates students whenever they question his treatment of the staff( he says he fires staff because the students deserve good service).

The populace insecurities about jobs will have an instant cure because DALC promises practical education that is set for the future. He says his system guarantees jobs because you write case studies.

To kill the talk about DALC's papers recognition, Oborah is now publicly talking down the importance of recognition. He shamelessly says that certificates and papers will be obsolete and it will not matter where you studied but how. If KTN broadcasts the class long enough, gullible people will change their perception and think that what Oborah says is right. The rational ones know that schools can never be equal and even 100 years from now, people will always want to know where you studied.

Like the DALC students who mindlessly and without facts defend DALC, they are willingly taking a poisonous pill and ruining their education after the preachings of an educational messiah who holds a degree from a fake university.

Two writers have used the label 'Trust Bandit' to describe the psychopathic personality. Trust Bandit is indeed an apt description of this thief of our hearts, souls, minds, bodies, and pocketbooks. Learn to recognize the personality style of the Trust Bandit to protect yourself from further abuse.

Humphrey Peter Oborah: A Pathological Liar

Psychopaths tend to lie coolly and easily, even when it is obvious they are being untruthful. It is almost impossible for them to be consistently truthful about either a major or minor issue. They lie for no apparent reason, even when it would seem easier and safer to tell the truth. This is sometimes called crazy lying. Confronting their lies may provoke an unpredictably incense rage or simply a Buddha-like smile. Sample a number of lies he has told in front of hundreds of people.

  • DALC will be announcing a board of directors in the next 30 days-At the 2008 Graduation
  • The European Union Aid for Africa has donated 2 million Euros to DALC for building an Ultramodern university.
  • Hans Kempe will be setting up the first Genopuls clinics in Kenya- Cavalier of Hope presentation
  • CAM/OXIM have donated 300 million shillings to build a university - The lauch at Hilton 2006
  • DALC is fully accredited by CHE
  • I met the Graffins College owner at the CAM headquarters
  • IIU is being victimised because its owner is an Asian
  • DALC has never had any connection with the IIU
  • I can predict your sons career when he is 5 years
  • I have a Masters and PHD from the Cambridge University
  • I willingly dropped out of Med school because I hated the Idea of being a doctor
  • I have written research on Career Forecasting and published 18 papers on the same
  • I am a Dr.
  • I am Prof
  • Students who get distictions will get a fully paid scholarship to Cambridge and Oxford University

All the above are lies that the Oborah man has told, not in private but in public and at gatherings where the press were in attendance. This is a man who cannot tell the truth and his answers and tv talkshow should not be treated as facts.

Another form of lying that Oborah suffers from is known as pseudologica fantastica, an extension of pathological lying. People like him tend to create a complex belief system, often about their own powers and abilities, in which they themselves sometimes get caught up.

Oborah's complex belief is about practical education solving the education woes of Africa. He has bludgeoned the local Education system and said it was responsible for the lack of jobs in Kenya. According to him, Africans are behind because they do not incorporate Gift and Talent testing in children. Oborah can predict your childrens career from the age of 5 and will successfully know what your son will be at 20 years. All this is as a result of his analysis of the neurons in the brain.

When Oborah speaks"It is often difficult to determine whether the lies are an actual delusional distortion of reality or are expressed with the conscious or unconscious intent to deceive. This educationist has never been an original thinker. He is a plagiarists and thief and seldom credits the true originators of ideas. His website and course syllabus are copied and pasted from other institutions. All these people tend to be extremely convincing, forceful in the expression of their views, and talented at passing lie detector tests.

For Oborah, objective truth does not exist. The only "truth" is whatever will best achieve the outcome that meets their needs. In this case, his truth is whatever will increase the income and improve the enrollments at DALC. This means telling people that CAM/OXIm courses are accredited, that they will transfer credits to the UK, that CAM is an associate of Cambridge University, that the staff are qualified and that he is a professor.

This type of opportunism is very difficult to understand for those who are not psychopaths. For this reason, DALC students tend to go along with his explanations and rationales for apparent inconsistencies in Oborahs behavior "I know he must have had a good reason for doing this." Thats their explanation when asked why their head of missions has a fake professorship.

Adapted from howstuffworks.com

Enough said!