STUDENT GETS A DOSE OF OBORAH's Absurdity

In light of the delayed results which has in someway coincided with the massive viewership of this blog. DALC students have been making anxious calls to the diplomacons Faith Kinyae and Humphrey Oborah. Unluckily for them, Faith Kinyae has a dozen phone numbers and Oborah simply bars the numbers of people who call him more than once.

A student who called Faith found that her number was off (as usual) and decided to speak with Humphrey Oborah. A man who is such a pathological liar, he does it on KTN every Tuesday as Mahia Mutua smiles sheepishly and nods in agreement. The astounded student got the kind of
explanation that left him thinking that Oborah had totally lost his marbles. According to Oborah,

THE DELAY in RESULTS IS BECAUSE THE CERTIFICATES were SENT VIA DHL, BUT OUR STUDENTS HAD DONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELL THAT THE CERTIFICATES CAME WITH MEDALS FROM UK AS WELL. AS A RESULT DHL HAD TO THE ENTIRE SHIPMENT TO THE UK.

These witless lie was spoken by Oborah a few days ago and we shall have a recording of it soon to download on this blog in a few days.

Clearly, Oborah should take a test and be put on some medication thereafter. I cry for DALC students who will be hoodwinked with medals and certificates that are still worthless everywhere...well unless you dream of working at DALC. Certificate is just paper...The medal is the value!!!