This story is not real but I imagine a story like this tomorrow in a newspaper somewhere..
A fake professor was escorted out of K! KlibHouse in handcuffs by police officers last night after "performing" in front of a sell-out crowd. He is currently being charged with impersonating a comedian.
Chief of Police released a statement to the press . " The man is in our custody until he has posted the bail set. If he performed his 'act' somewhere on the river road, he would never have been charged. But this is Parklands, and you just can't pull that terrible, flaccid, fake diploma kind of joke.
Audience members are pleased with the action taken by police. Said Tom, who sat in the third row, "When I saw this douche come on stage with those fake diplomas, I knew it was going to be a long night."
Another lady , concurred. "He had this terrible fake English accent, and he started making 'jokes' about getting a Phd with no Masters and why you dont' need accreditation. We couldn't even 'boo' him, it was that bad. Thank God the police showed up when they did.
The sentencing for the fake professor could be up to 7330 days in jail as well as mandatory enrollment in the 12-step program, "Truth or Lie," where he will be exposed to at least 400 hours of audio and video recordings of people telling the truth .
The Professor could not be reached for comment, but his wife, issued a statement to reporters. "The professor is not sorry for all of the practical jokes he had made about education. The awkwardness and frustration they caused is a result of malice and jealousy by other comedians ."
Adopted from thespoof.com
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Good one.i can afford a smile after the con of cons 'H',duped so many of us