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Saturday, May 9, 2009

THE SHORTEST ADMISSION FORM


Did you know that admission to prestigious OXFORD that DALC offers is a breeze? Well worry no more. If you would like to join one of the prestigious institution that DALC fronts, all you need to do is to fill the form below and VOILA! you will be an Oxford student in Kenya. They do not ask about original documents, they are so prestigious and innovative, they only need photocopies. Which they never take the time to verify.

The form below has to be the shortest admission document into any school and strangely, it is the same form that Cambridge Association of Managers uses. Why do the two institutions use the same admission form with identical questions, requirements etc

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OXFORD ASSOCIATION OF MANAGEMENT 

ENGLAND, UK 
 

NAMES: __________________________________________________________________________

POSTAL ADDRESS: _________________________________________________________________

TELEPHONE: _______________________________________________________________________

MOBILE: ___________________________________________________________________________

EMAIL ADDRESS: ___________________________________________________________________

MARITAL STATUS: __________________________________________________________________

GENDER: __________________________________________________________________________

DATE OF BIRTH ____________________________________________________________________

CAMPUS___________________________________________________________________________

DESIRED COURSE __________________________________________________________________ 
 

OBJECTIVES

State here your objectives for the desired course and make a personal statement to convince this institution why it should admit you to this course 

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 

ACADEMIC QUALIFCATIONS

(Please attach all evidences of qualifications and summarize in the table below) 

Year Institution Qualification Achievement Grades
         
         
         
         
         
         
 

WORK EXPERINCE 

Please attach a comprehensive resume for this 

DECLARATION 

I ____________________________________________________ of Passport No.____________do hereby confirm that all the above information attached qualifications/CV are all true and that I will remain bound to consequences related to the documents being found to be not true. I also conform that I have read all literature related to the course I wish to register for and has fully understood all that relates to the course and remain bound to the terms.

Signature __________________________________________ Date _______________________________

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