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Thursday, October 1, 2009

THE CIRCUS AT DALC

LECTURERS ARE SET TO START PLEADING WITH STUDENTS TO STUDY.

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Dear bloggers,

The new nightmare at DALC: Wachuka and Lecturer evaluation.


The other day a fucking blogger asked for information about the not so sexy wachuka. From the winds she is the new nightmare at DALC. Tough looking, tough talking no nonsense lady. Talk of a grand coalition.This is indeed a dream come true. A true blend of cultures. Interethinic intellectual marriage. A Luo professor and a true Kikuyu with some UK training. Agwabo should know this. He will indeed visit oborah for some ideas on how it works.

Anyway, that aside. Wachuka is the person to take DALC to the next level. From the winds, she has introduced new rules for lecturers. No pay for work not done.

Lecturers are now the ones flirting with students, begging them to complete their assignments failure to which they will not be paid. Even those who used to be so proud are begging us in class. Please dears, submit your assignments and projects on time or i will not be paid. I am asking all my fellow students to riot. Dont submit any assignmnets or projects in time. Let this idiots called lecturers suffer, wakonde kabisa......Let them go down on their knees, beg us to complete our assignments in good time. Wanjinga, jinga jinga

46 comments:

  • Dear lecturers at DALC;
    It is so sad that you have to endure all these things just to put bread on the table. As Ringera was resigning yesterday, he quoted the book of ecclestiasis. There is time for everything.Time to cry and time to laugh. Time to be born and time to die.

    Now, it is your time. Time to beg the students to upload assignments and projects, time to beg them to be punctual. Time to beg Wachuka to relax her rules, time to beg Oborah to pay you. OOOOOOOh, yes..................its time to wait for your salry until you faint, yes its time to talk nicely to the students, yes OOOOOOOOOh yes, its time.Its time to lose weight, ooh yes, its time. Time to look at yourself and hate yourself, time to hate yourself for having misguided students that they were doing sincere courses from Cambridge and Oxford. Time to pay for your sins for having taught in modulles you are not even qualified to teach, ooooh yes, its time to beg students to upload projects for you to mark, when you know too well you have never written any project yourself and the first project you have seen are the ones done by students at DALC. OOOOH yes. It is pay back time.

    Anyway, my dear lectures. Just kneel down and pray. Ask for Gods forgiveness, for you are also part of Oborahs DALC fraud. Repent all your sins and GOd will give you another job.

    Do you remember this song that would be sang on KBC radio very early in the morning.....someni vijana, mwisho wa kusoma utapata kazi nzuri......oborah atakuwa na DALC na atakuajiri.........someni vijana...mwisho wa kusoma, utapata kazi nzuri.
    OBORAH IS THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT. FUCK OFFFFDFFFFFFFFFFFF

    October 1, 2009 at 1:51 PM

  • AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BWANA SASA MNAANZA MATUSI SAWA TU

    October 1, 2009 at 4:40 PM

  • The person who wrote the comments on lecturers at DALC was very honest. As a christian, I affirm that indeed they are aslo part of the fraud. Let them repent and God will reward them with a good job.All in all, the lecturers require prayers. I wonder how one would survive in such a harsh environment.

    October 1, 2009 at 8:02 PM

  • I WANT TO TAKE THIS CHANCE TO WARN THIS WACHUKA AND OPONDO, YOU HAVE COME THINKING YOU ARE HELPING DALC GROW BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE FININSHING IT FAITH AND OBORAH ARE GOOD PEOPLE AT HEART THEY VALUE LECTURERS MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE, WHY ARE YOU BAILING FOR THE BLOOD OF LECTURERS THEY ARE THE ONES HOLDING DALC ESPECIALLY AT A TIME LIKE NOW TAKE CARE

    October 2, 2009 at 7:06 AM

  • PLEASE CHECK THIS MAIL WE SENT TO OXFORD ASSOCIATION OF MANAGEMENT,THEY REPLIED,IS IT GENUINE?PLS ADVISE
    Dear Sir,
    Yes DALC Kenya headed by Dr. Humphrey Obora is our affiliated centre in
    Kenya.

    regards
    Jill



    > Dear Sir/Madam
    > Am a student located in Kenya.Please, I want a confirmation from you if
    > Digital Advisory and Learning Center(DALC) has connections with you i.e
    > students can get certificates from you through DALC?Your response will be
    > highly appreciated
    RGDS
    ANONYMOUS

    October 2, 2009 at 3:37 PM

  • COMMON SENSE PLEASE, TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING:
    1. THE REPLY IS ONE LINE LONG.
    2. THE SENDER SIGNS OFF IN ONE NAME
    3. THE FUNNY GRAMMAR (YES DALC KENYA)
    4. THE SENDER FAILED TO INDICATE HIS POST, WHO IS JILL? THE CLEANER OR ACADEMIC MANAGER AT OXIM?
    5. THEY FORGOT TO CALL HIM PROFFESSOR. THAT DOES NOT USUALLY HAPPEN IN ACADEMIC CIRCLES.



    YOU COULD FALL FOR THIS TRICK, FALL IN LOVE OR FALL FROM A TREE. YOU CHOOSE!

    October 2, 2009 at 4:02 PM

  • noted

    October 3, 2009 at 5:28 AM

  • you bloggers why all these

    October 3, 2009 at 5:29 AM

  • Hahaha.that reply.and the guy had guts to upload it here.dumb ass.

    October 3, 2009 at 11:55 AM

  • mash, that is a dalc student who's probably dumb because he was :
    1. sick during exams
    2. out of school for lack of fees
    3. not serious during exams

    nevertheless, he is gifted and talented ...according to Oborah, so he is probably glad that glad has given him a chance. GOood to see mash is back.

    October 3, 2009 at 8:24 PM

  • This is ridiculous, how comes Oborah can get away with it while Ringera cannot? This is an educational pyramid scam. Get 400% returns on your lowly grades. How easy does it get.

    October 5, 2009 at 12:39 PM

  • HII NI NOMA TU SANA. i thot dalc was better than my colle. Kumbe ni kazi ya kupaka mbuzi rangi!

    October 5, 2009 at 12:46 PM

  • Si ukam uwe ng'ombe tukukamue. Kwenda huko. DALC is the best.

    October 5, 2009 at 10:16 PM

  • to idiot above:
    is dalc the best because:

    you were sick during exams
    you were mostly absent due to fees
    You were under bad peer pressure
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
    So what is your talent according to Oborah??

    Have you paid your tutor to write the projects for you?

    Would you be admitted in any other institution besides DALC?

    What is you IQ?

    What was your KCSE grade?

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    DAlc is a nice place for society rejecs like most of you. You probably think that your diploma is worth something!

    October 6, 2009 at 2:38 PM

  • Dear bloggers: A SAD DAY FOR DALC LECTURERS
    Today 9/10/2009 was truly a sad day for the lecturers. All the lecturers including those often refered to as the role models received only half pay for the month of september. If a lecturer receives 30,000 the leturer found only 15,000 in their accounts. No explanation was given whatsoever.

    For the already frustrated lecturers, this event was a nail on their heads.

    The event has sveral meanings. Oborah is either too stupid to not to reason that frustrated lecturers are a time bomb for his institution. Already some have created email addresses with fake names and the contents from this blog are reaching the students straight on. Some have vowed to confide to thier trusted students that DALC is a briefcase institution and the diplomas offered are not even recognized by Commission for Higher Education. Two lecturers(both held with high esteem by the management)are reported to have met somewhere and have vowed to used their close friends at Nation Media Group to publish a very damaging article about DALC and the forth coming fake graduation at U.K. From a reliable source, a letter has been sent to the British High Commission to confirm whether Cambridge and Oxford Association of Managers exist a copy of the same letter was sent to parmanent secretary ministry of education. While Oborah may think that he is indeed smart, he should question himself why registration is dwidling.

    The other angle to the whole story is that Oborah has realized that he is duplicating roles by hiring both Wachuka amd Opondo. Watching is currently a hot juicy cake for Oborah. Naive, inexperienced and a coward who cannot challenge Oborah. On the other side Opondo is the finace manger who cannot touch a single coin from Oborah beyond his pay. When he was comming to DALC, he probably had the big picture of an instituion where he would control millions of shillings. Unfortunatelly, he has been reduced to a clerical officer with duties that Oborahs son can perform so well. He may have been promised heaven but indeed, heaven and hell all start with the same letter 'H' just like Humphrey Oborah. During the interviews Oborah promises heaven, after the interview hell befalls the new employee. Ask Erick what hell and heaven is at DALC, Heaven was being interviewed and being promised honey, hell started with the entry of Wachuka and just like any other employee, this month he was paid half his salary and as late as the lecturers.

    Depending on how Erick handles the pay issue, he may lose his job. If iwere him, I would not even discuss it with Oborah. I woulld keep quiet and let the lecturers learn a lesson for being part of the fraud. The other option would be for him to voluntarily resign. If it is indeed true that he has the qualifications Oborah posted on DALC website, then he should just look for another job. If not so, he could just be like the lecturers at DALC who have diploma qualifications and have the courage to teach students with degrees and cheat them that they are doing genuine things.

    My advice to the lecturers would be: Just quit. Alternativelly, stay and fight Oborah from within his instituion. Ground it proper. Influence your students to hate the institutiuon. The other alternative ask for a press conference and report Oborah to the whole world.

    Anyway, fear is the beginning of failure. If you always fear to act, fear acts on you and you become a robot.

    Soory DALC lecturers. Irealy sympathize with you.

    October 9, 2009 at 11:00 PM

  • You bloggers, why cant you mind your own business. Kindly report the two lectures who are spoling dalc. Just write their names on this blog. A reward will be offered. Heheheheheheh

    October 9, 2009 at 11:29 PM

  • Some of you bloggers have lost track on what you can genuinely complain about. When you have gone personal to attack new employees like Erick or Wachuka, who are yet to settle in DALC, then I also doubt your abilities to succeed in life. If you really had what it takes, you would genuinely complain at the same time get to those better places you dream of! Ouuuuch, funny enough, many of you seem to be stuck in DALC!!
    By the way, I happened to have been with a person who once worked with Erick. Believe it or not, this Erick man stays in his own fully paid for 4bedroomed house, has rental single bed-room units in langata, and has another 4bed-room house in langata being rented out to a KRA guy!! You can see what people have done with their previous employers! If you thought that such characters are getting frustrated like most of us in DALC, then you have gotten it wrong!! Let us complain genuinely about our problems in DALC but avoid being personal over innocent persons! I am sure with this kind of investment, this guy can comfortably stay without a job, leave alone being in DALC!This is in addition to the qualifications he already has!! I am sure he knows best when he will call it quits, but not to be reminded by some frustrated character that he needs to!! I am a lecturer and so far I have no problems with this guy! Instead I admire him, except that he has knowledge that he is applying in the wrong institution!!Many of you may have realized that he changes cars while many of us are yet to buy even a fridge!! Focus on what you can do for now with your life, while we fight for our rights in DALC and not being personal wazee!!!

    October 13, 2009 at 5:08 PM

  • lol suddenly this is now an almost exclusively lecturers' blog. lol

    this blog is becoming a joke cmon. quit with the personal insults.

    October 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM

  • It doesnt not matter what you own, I own a hen and I am proud of it.It lays eggs and i eat. Once you are at DALC you become part of the fraud, like it or not, you may have a very wonderful CV but it doesnt matter, you may exchange cars that is your problem, we change matatus, panties mention them, but do i say....

    October 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM

  • The bible says several things
    1.you shall the truth and the truth shall set you free
    2. unless the Lord builds a city, the builders build in vain
    3. unless the Lord watches over a city, the watchmen watch in vain
    4. Isaiah (39) says that those who trusted in their chariots (range rover house) and the mighty men (Commision of Higher Education) will fall, as their source of strength stumbles.

    to the students, pray for your deliverance from this wicked kingdom that is dalc

    remember, every good thing comes from the Lord, who also said that only his gifts bring JOY, BUT ADD NO SORROW.

    October 16, 2009 at 12:59 PM

  • I look to the sky, where does my salvation come from?

    It comes from the Lord, who is the ruler of heaven and earth.

    All things were made for and by him, and there is nothing left (not even DALC) that is not under him

    and it is his son Jesus who said "The thief comes to STEAL, KILL and DESTROY, BUT I have come so that you may have life and have it more abundantly".

    to those agonizing over this circus, run to the Lord, your fortress and high tower..therein you shall find your salvation from the sons of the serpent who seek to steal, kill and destroy your souls, amen

    October 16, 2009 at 1:22 PM

  • does nick of nairobi west read the bible for his sister? I'd like to know...

    October 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

  • My God, you dont know that Nick is Oborahs Pastor? After selling out the sister to H, ama Faith Kinyae si sister ya Nick? Nick was adpopted in Oborahs house. I understand Oborah is building a church for him. Once DALC collapses, Oborah will be a proud owner of a church and nick will be employed in that church as a pastor. Diploma con will extend to the kindom con. Many will line up with hopes of going toi the Kingdom through Oborah.Once the heaven door, they will be told by an angel, a church is just a church, the much you still from the congretation is the value.You started a church and only stole money. You were supposed to steal souls. What do ye bring to the Kingdom? Sign this performance contract and backdate it to the day you lost your virginity. This will improve your credit value in front of the devils. Get out of my sight. You are fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    October 16, 2009 at 11:31 PM

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH GUYS ONE PERSON SAID FAITH WITHOUT ACTION IS DEAD ONE PERSON CANNOT BE A HEADACHE TO EVERYONE YET WE HOLD THE KEY TO HIS ARROGANCE AND GOOD LIFE .PLIZ IFORM YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS COME MONDAY 26TH OCTOMBER NO CLASSES AND DONT PAY YOUR TUITION FOR NOVEMBER UNTIL HE COMES CLEAN PAYS OUR LECTURERS DROPS THE UK STAFF VALIDATES THE COURSES THAT ARE NOT VALIDATED BY CHE AND EVEN IF HE DOESNT GIVE BACK OUR MONEY FROM NOPW HENCE FORTH NO CHARGING STUDENTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH UK.LETS SEE WHERE HE WILL BE AND LETS SEE HOW HE WILL MANAGE TO ABUSE PEOPLE THEY ARE STUPID.......LETS SEE HOW HE WILL BE CHARGING FOR ASSIGNMENTS UPLOADED LATE LETS SEE HOW HE WILL CHARGE THE STUDENTS 5200 THATS 40POUNDS FOR EXAMS AND THEN PAYS LECTURES 20SH EACH LETS SEE WHETHER HE WILL NEED THOSE CENTRE MANAGERS LETS SEE WHETHER HE WILL NOT NEED HIS WIFE FAITH KINYAE AGAIN AFTYER THROWING HIS DICK LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE.LETS SEE WHETHER THE DINAS WILL BE THERE FOR HIM.GUYS WE HOLD THE KEY TO OUR REDEMTION NO CLASSES ON 26TH AND NO PAYING NOVEMEBR FEES AND DONN FEAR WE ARE MANY AND HE IS ONE UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL AFTER THAT WE CALL THE PRESS CONFERENCE.THERE IS A SAYING THAT SAYS HE WHO IS A GOOD SINGER ALSO SITS DOWN AND WATCHES OTHER PERFORMERS SING OBORAH ITS UA TIME TO SIT AND WATCH AS PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN.CAN WE START SINGING OUR REDEMTION SONG "BOYCOT CLASSES"

    October 17, 2009 at 10:37 AM

  • oh yes sound a good idea we strike 26th deal....

    October 17, 2009 at 10:43 AM

  • AM in.

    October 17, 2009 at 11:06 AM

  • Send the message to all students emails. the centre admins have already madethese available. Soon we must make this idiot pay....even though we hear he cannot visit VCT anymore cos he caught something permanent. Dinah, are you there?

    October 17, 2009 at 11:12 AM

  • WE SHOULD RELY ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ON THIS BLOG TO SEND THE MESSAGE A CROSS SO IF YOU KNOW YOUR FELLOW STUDENT EMAIL ADRESS JOT QUITE A NO A MAIL OR REFER THEM TO THIS BLOG AND TELL THEM 26TH IS E FREEDOM DAY DUBBED "REDEMTION FROM THE DIPLOMA CON".IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY MEDIA PERSON AVAIL THEM TO GO AND SHOOT "THE CLASS" I WONDER WITH WHICH STUDENTS? REMEMBER THE THUMB RULE NOVEMBER NO PAYING SCHOOL FEES AT ALL!ITS OUR RIGHT AND THE MONEY IS OURS LETS SEE HOW THEY GET IT FROM OUR POCKETCS.SAMBAZA MANENEO SAMBAZA THE REDEMTION DAY!!!!

    October 17, 2009 at 11:42 AM

  • How long will DALC tutors allow themselves to be used in this scam? Why don't you suckers stop licking h's a*s for once and do the right thing? what are you going to tell your people when the time comes to burst the bubble? Are you going to feign ignorance?

    October 17, 2009 at 3:33 PM

  • good argument and i like the idea of striking and paralysing the system count me in lets see how he will survive lecturers please join us

    October 17, 2009 at 7:04 PM

  • Dear Lead blogger. Please post this as a headline

    NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS AT DALC.

    26 OCTOBER IS THE DAY WE GOT A CLARIFICATION OF ALL THE ISSUES RAISED IN THIS BLOG.WE CANNOT CONTINUE ATTENDING CLASSES WITHOUT KNOWING WHETHER THE COURSES WE ARE TAKING ARE GENUINE OR NOT. wE CANNOT CONTINUE PAYING FEES WITHOUT KNOWING WHETHER THE CERIFICATES WE WILL GET FROM DALC ARE VALID OR NOT.

    GUYS, LETS STRIKE. NO CLASSES, NO PAYING FEE FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. ENOUGH IS ENOUF. I SUGGEST WE LAA MEET OUTSIDE THE NATION CENTRE AT 10 AM ON THIS DAY.WE CANNOT MISS A BRAVE PERSON WHO CAN ADDRESS A PRESS CONFERENCE. LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT IN KENYA INSTITUTIONS LIKE CHE ONLY SERVE THE INTEREST OF A FEW INDIVIDUALS AND NOT THE INTEREST OF KENYANS. IF PRIMARY SCHOOLS GO ON STRIKE, IF SECONDATY SCHOOLS GO ON STRIKE, IF KENYA POLY CAN GO ON STRIKE, IF UNIVERSITIES CAN GO ON STRIKE, IS IT ONLY DALC STUDENTS THAT CANNOT AIR THEIR GRIEVANCES.

    GUYS ITS TIME WE ACTED. PLIZ MAKE A CONFIRMATION THROUGH THIS BLOG. THAT YOU WILL ATTEND. yES, TOGETHER WE CAN, AND YES WE CAN. HAKI YETU, HAKI YETU. VALID CERTIFICATES NI HAKI YETU. GUYS PLEASE LETS GO ON STRIKE. THER IS NO TURNING BACK.

    October 19, 2009 at 7:49 AM

  • HAKI YETU!!!!!!!! mA CONFIRMATION IS ON GUYS TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES BUT CANT WE DOP THAT AT 2PM YOU KNOW BEING A MONDAY MORNING THINGS MIGHT TIE SOME OF US AT WORK BUT ITS UPON CONFIRMATION FROM OTHER STUDENTS MKISEMA 10AM NI SAWA BUT I GUESS WE SHOULD ALSO CALL MR ATWOLI BECAUSE OF THE FIRED WORKERS AND NOT PAYING THEM AS THEY CLAIM LETS LOOK AT EVERYONES WELFARE IN THIS MATTER ATA MA LECTURERS

    October 19, 2009 at 11:30 AM

  • Nitakuwa hapo>

    October 19, 2009 at 11:46 AM

  • i will also be there.please come with placards writen-are dalc courses valid? or che is dalc genuine. british high comisioner,is cambridge and oxford association is managers recognized.just come with placards writen anything.no insults please

    October 19, 2009 at 12:59 PM

  • guys,count me in.im in and ready to go.what tools and misiles do u need?its our right.

    October 19, 2009 at 1:05 PM

  • Finally someone is ready to do something. we meet at the nation centre, a silent protest. Just stand with your placard. http://cockywife.blogspot.com

    October 19, 2009 at 5:49 PM

  • Havent you heard..........guys have started resigning. I know other are just waiting. Guys wait and see for yourselves. Things are yet to come. Prof, my advice, get a compitent lawyer who can defend you tirelessly. Do you have a copy of labour laws. just wait and see. It is pay back time. If you are well connected prof, we are also equally connected. Very connected to the extent that we smell connections.

    October 19, 2009 at 9:33 PM

  • guys former employees of dalc can also write an invitation to MR Atwoli enlightening him on the employees issues at dalc.finally guys will be there in nation centre count ma vote as well

    October 21, 2009 at 10:57 AM

  • lol this a lecturers strike now hahaha. pathetic, if you have issues quit your job and leave us students alone.

    October 21, 2009 at 1:01 PM

  • westie student... don't wonder why your college has a dedicated blog? does that happen to other colleges oo or are you too thick to see something is a miss? Oh, i forgot, you were sick during your exams and you flopped, and now DALC has taken you in because no one else will. Nice

    October 21, 2009 at 2:13 PM

  • even the lecturers we are on am one of the lecturers and will fight for the truth to be told those are our children, our grand children you are stealing from and if we are their role models what will become of this country in the future?. a country of thieves/thugs.donn forget because you stole from them they will steal from us and theirs will be more sophisticated.tukomesha wizi sasa students count me in dont bow down TOGETHER WE CAN!!!!GO ! GO ! GO NATION CENTRE 10AM

    October 21, 2009 at 2:56 PM

  • As i travel thru dalc,a valley of death,i wil fear no evil,oborah, and i know dalc students wil pul down oborahs kingdom.oh yeah,the righteous shal stand and the evil ones,like oborah wil burn in eternal fire and perish fo eva.aleluyah? can somebody shout amen?oh saika blaiba,oh skuta na tuwaru saika bahghgla. it is no joke,this were nick musebi prayers today

    October 25, 2009 at 12:05 PM

  • LATEST NEWS: PROF. HUMPHREY OB0RA HAS LEFT HIS CHILDREN AND WIFE OF 21years for another woman by the name: CLARA WAMAITHA WANJIRU, who is this shameless woman!!!

    April 24, 2013 at 6:40 PM

  • What? is she the lady who works with KTN? does anyone know who she is?

    April 29, 2013 at 6:17 PM

  • Yes , she is the one. She also worked at KBC. She calls herself NATASHA CLARA

    March 24, 2015 at 7:29 AM

  • it is CLARA WAMAITHA WANJIRU

    April 7, 2015 at 10:08 PM

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