HOW DALC EDUCATION DEFRAUDS KENYANS

HOW DALC EDUCATION DEFRAUDS KENYANS

DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE exists for the sole purpose of getting as much money as they ca from unsuspecting Kenyans in the shortest possible time. To do this it pretends to be a fully legitimate institution but in reality is like a shopkeeper who knowingly sells you expired flour. He may have all the licenses on the wall, but he is taking your money for nothing.

To successfully achieve it mission of parting you from your money and making its owners billionaires by 2011, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE has looked at Kenyans psyche, written a script on that and executed it very well.

How they part you from your money.
Glitz and Glamour

DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE knows very well that people judge things by the appearance and they make sure that everything about DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is glamorous. Just like a cars paintwork would mislead on its worth, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE makes sure that its glitzy so that you do not bother looking under the hood and finding its crappy engine!

● Premises- If you walk into a DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE office with dusty shoes or some of that red mud found on some parts of Thika Road, you will definitely feel out of place because the offices are clean, shiny and posh. You will be much more at home with your dusty shoes at the UoN lobby than at DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE because they have an up market look. Image is everything they say and DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTREEDUCATION knows that 80% of human beings make a judgment solely on appearance.

● Staff- Staff at the college have a strict dress code and are required to dress formally all the time and men should never be seen without a tie or wearing less than sparkling shoes. That compared to the staff at other institution is a pretty high standard that goes further to help you choose DALC.
● Evidence- Walk into any DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE today and you will see sample certificates everywhere alongside letters from the ministry of Education, newspaper cuttings, pictures of past students, graduates etc. Now go to Daystar. Spot the difference? DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE seems to be hell-bent to give you the evidence that it is prestigious and well known. Maybe they should hang the 10 commandments on the wall somewhere and throw in a picture of Oborah's Primary school Headmaster as well. I am yet to find a legitimate institution that shows sample certificates anywhere. I just don't understand why a sample certificate would mean anything, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE tries to answer all the questions in advance : Is it recognised-there is a letter. Do students graduate-there are the pictures etc.
● Events- Graduations, Professorship awards, cavalier of hopelessness, parents meetings, UK collaboration launch, Cambridge Awards etc are all events that DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE organises and ensures are held in the best available hotels. DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE makes sure that these events are attended by hundreds of people and covered by the KTN. “ Who can question us when we hold our events in the open and invite the press”, is Humphrey Oborah's favourite retort when asked if the institution is legitimate.
● Hotels-DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE hires halls of the best hotels for their events. Whatever town DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is operating in, they have held a couple of events in the best hotels. For the common man who has not had the opportunity of sitting at the Hilton or Nairobi Safari Club, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE affords him the opportunity sit and walk the halls of these prestigious establishments. To most people, no dodgy college would hire the Hilton hotel.

Procedures/Formality

This institution is riddled with so much formality , it puts your bank to shame! Again, it creates the impression that things here are always done the right way. Well there is nothing right about DALC.

● Signing- How many times do you sign in DALC? When you walk into the office to enquire you leave your details. When you report to school you sign a book at the reception, you sign after every lesson, you sign a contract, you sign for the sports day, you sign when you receive a bulletin and sign and sign. Soon DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE might have you signing at the toilets. And does DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE sign anything for you? Nothing. Not even a receipt!
● Forms- Admissions forms, Cambridge forms, More Forms, Graduation Forms and Career Survey Forms . There are more forms in DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE than your bank. This creates that illusion we are trying to dispel. It means nothing if all these forms lead you to a worthless degree/diploma!
● Bulletins- Oborah used to send bulletins to even summon staff to his office and warn bickering staff. It got into his head and he put everything on the bulletins online. Do not believe what you read simply because it is in the DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE online system. Most of that crap is lies anyway.

Gift and Talent Testing

DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE can predict the careers of people from as early as 5 yrs old. According to the Professor of BioMedically approached education, the electrolyte balance in the baby’s brain determines what your babies career will be and Prof.Dr.Edu will predict that. Absolute balderdash. Show me people whose careers he has predicted since he started his forecasting in 2003. Show me one person for the last 6 years!!!
● CATS, Assignments, Projects- DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE students do online Continuous Assessment Tests, Online Assignments, and submit projects online. That is a lot of work for the student but again means nothing because the lecturers are ill qualified to teach some of the courses yet they mark, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE does not punish plagiarism and has no time to deal with cheaters. With all this work people think that this is the real deal. Well it isn't. DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is simply running the same academic calendar it used to when the genuine Cambridge International Examinations were offered at DALC. CIE courses were withdrawn by the British Council and DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE partnered with the dubious CAM . Besides they do not want to arouse your suspicion by giving you a degree/diploma for nothing!!
● Practical Education- Go to a company, find a problem, solve it if you cannot, create an imaginary company, create an imaginary problem and solve it. You can also borrow a project from a former student and change the names on the cover or pay your lecturer to write one for you. Either way you will still pass because DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE does not care about the content of the projects in the Practical Education they like to brag about.

Strange White Men (Usually in gowns)
Who are these men that DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE presents to people during its graduations and other events? You do not question since they are white but we do. Put google into some good use and find out!!

· Sandhu Hardeep Singh
· Kempe Hans Joachim
· Gagne Michael

The UK connection

Everything is UK here. You must feel very lucky to be a student of the OXFORD/CAMBRIDGE limited ompanies that not really exist. The Knightly logos on the prospectus and websites have gotten you all convinced and you proudly tell people that you are a student of OXFORD/CAMBRIDGE and you probably dream or graduating at the prestigious UK university. Congratulations, you are a most gullible person and you would probably give you life savings to a hungry pastor to double it for you.

● Documentation-All documentation bears some strange logo with the words Cambridge/Oxford nest to it. Prospectus, course notes, CAT papers, websites everything at DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE comes with a UK logo to boot. People naturally think that the admission form is sent to the UK and the admission letter sent from the UK because they see the logos. Newsflash, any jerk with a good HP laser printer can do 60 CAM/OXIM admission letters in an hour. WakeUP!
● Job Adverts- A DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE job advert is long winded and goes to lengths to say that students IDs come from UK. Why would a job seeker need to know where the student IDs come from? If Safaricom stated where the Staff IDs are made in a job advert, would that be bizarre? Well DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE tells job seekers where its student IDs are made, in case they did not know!
● Certificates- UK.UK. UK. I say again that you can do those certificates with a good laser printer. All you need is a logo and Cambridge Association of Whatever-I-Wanna-Call-It address with a shared UK fax number and email address.
● IDs- Why do these come from the UK? Is this an attempt to copy cat genuine UK qualifications like ACCA, ABE? Let me remind you of a student meeting in 2007 where students complained that they had no ID’s and put Oborah to task. Well, the ID's were ready in four days. During that period, Emily (Oborah's secretary) told us that the ID printing was stressing her because some students photos were getting lost, mixed up etc. She later called centre managers to ensure that they sent the right photos for the IDs.
● English Sounds- Cambridge, Oxford, European Business School. Irish International University, Quality Assurance Commission UK etc. The proprietor also studied and worked in the UK and as a result speaks in an English Accent. Well that is the sinker that you swallow after the hook and line. His pronunciation is suspect despite his effort to speak out of his nose like the English do. I particularly dislike the way he pronounces degree as DIIGIRII but to most people, he speaks in an English accent so there must be an English connection.


The Media

What would DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE be without the media? Kenya's media is more trusted than the government and what they say goes. So they say DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is offering Career forecasting...it goes. DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE cleverly uses the media to gain some credibility and hoodwink Kenyans who think that the media is watching out for them. Always.
● Documentaries-, I feel bad when these documentaries are aired because tens of people enroll as a result . These are aired during the prime time and sometimes on 3 channels at once. They (media) love DALC's money and clearly want the matters to remain that way. Tell me how the investigative journalists are able to get information on the dirty ministers, Anglo leasing all the way in UK, inside military deals, the oil scam have no whiff about DALC!! You see, the DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE scam is not hard to investigate, the journalist can go to the British Council, the British High Commission or fly to Cambridge Association of Managers office in the UK. They can also google! We have written countless of emails to Standard Group Editors and the KTN management asking them to make sure DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is squeaky clean. We have gone further and contacted their investigative journalists to no avail. So? Yeah, conclude that for yourselves!!

● The Class- The class is simply an infomercial where Mahia Mutua introduces a topic (problem) and then invites an expert Humphrey Oborah to discuss it(solution). Through all that, we see random camera shots of DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE students, burning cars, Nairobi traffic, donkeys carrying firewood, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE premises and whatever image the editors want you to see.
● Front Page Ads- You saw one on the day KCSE results were announced, didn't you. Front page of the standard. This was one of those nonsensical adverts that trashes recognition and hails content of education. It said that long ago, people were rewarded with medals (cavalier of hopelessness) and olives. DALCs courses are loaded with skills and you will be successful in your business as a result. The ad also prominently says CAMBRIDGE/OXFORD learning centre, that is misleading if you ask me but the Standard Group don't care because they got 200,000 from DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE as a result of the AD. Thats the average amount a “Cambridge” Post Graduate student is conned at DALC!

Mind Games

Every con is a mind game and DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE people are well versed in this!!
● Ostracize Them- Those who question DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE are society misfits who should be laughed at for questioning 22nd Century education at DALC. This is the common defence that DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE students, staff and management takes even where facts would be much easier to deal with. Staff, students who leave DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE on suspicions that something is not right at DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE are dismissed as being too thick to understand and should be avoided.
● Thief! Thief!- Have you left DALC? Did you join another company? Have you been telling people that DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is not genuine? If you answer yes to any of these questions then the Head of Missions declares you to be a thief who stole 300,000 from him. Your picture will be published in the media soon. According to Humphrey Oborah, the police are on your case and anybody with information about you should call him

● Call the Police- Oborah's favourite toy. “I'll call the police and have you arrested!! The Parklands police will come for you at the click of my finger”. Maybe they should first arrest you mister Humphrey for fraud and tax evasion before they arrest me. Just a thought. Maybe someone whom you harassed should be arrested before she tells all?
● Victim- DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTREis the victim all the time. They never ever take responsibility for anything and always point fingers. Jealous competitors, mickey mouse, the sun , Oborah's envious neighbors, bitter staff, discontinued students among others take the flak for DALCs dishonesty and fraudulent dealings. DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTREis always being victimised. Faith Kinyae plays the “victimised one” role perfectly (she should be at the theater). She lowers her voice, shakes her head and narrates sorrowfully how DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTREis a victim of the malicious people.
Students

There are former students who play the role of baiting others into the system. They are also used to quell fires and speak where Oborah cannot especially on issues to do with Oborah's fake professorship. Such students are:
● Staff- DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE is now staffed almost entirely by past students who “understand” the system. This has graduated to the tutors with former Post Graduate students now being employed to teach graduate students. Graduate students are teaching lower courses and even one hapless, grossly incompetent CAM diploma dropout is imparting knowledge at Nakuru's DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE computer classes.
● Centre Managers are now former students who defend the institution only as a lioness would defend its cubs. Dinah Maina of 20th Century takes the prize for that, telling students that ALL DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING are accredited and the CHE recognises the CAM/OXIM. She also takes offense at people who question the institution and must be well rewarded by the Prof.Dr.Edu. At the end of the month. How do you sleep at night after cheating Kenyans off their money?

Grand Illusions

The grand pictures DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE paints makes one think that this is going to be Africa's premier institute. Those who believe unquestionably and look up to to Oborah like the he is the new Moses and answer all his questions with yes. Someday, DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE will be like USIU, one of them told me.

● Project University-So how far are we 5 years after Oborah bought land on Thika Rd/ Mombasa Rd? How far are we since Kempe gave DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE a 2 million euro grant through G8 AID a year ago? How far are we since it was announced that 300 million was to be given by CAM/OXIM for a university 3 years ago?
● Genopuls- We await those clinics that will heal all diseases through a sound frequency. We cannot wait Humphrey, why keep us waiting? We want to be the first in AFRICA to embrace this technology that is not even patented. Ask Kempe to patent it before someone steals the idea. Do you know even the Kikoi is patented while this earth shattering, creative busting Genopuls is not? What an oversight!
● Scholarships-All of you who know someone who got a scholarship through from DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE raise your hands up!! How may? If you didn't know , DIGITAL ADVISORY AND LEARNING CENTRE exists for the sole purpose of making Humphrey Ouko Oborah and Faith Kinyae rich. Not to help you with scholarships.