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Saturday, July 18, 2009

WATCH OUT FOR THIS DALC EDUCATION MESSIAH

This month, KTN will be a few hundred thousand shillings richer at the expense of suffering Kenyans. This is as a  result of THE CLASS. A DALC EDUCATION infomercial that is targeted at the millions of Kenyans who are seeking higher Education.

The show will be presented by Humphrey Oborah. A sharp shooter with an aim to maim your academic future. The only problem is that the man only shoots his mouth with an earful of lies. Once you have been shot by Oborah, you will believe that he is the ROBIN HOOD of education. Robbing from the rich (CAMBRIDGE and OXFORD) and giving to the poor (EAST and CENTRAL AFRICA) through his DALC EDUCATION system. This Robin Hood has asked people to hail him as the savior to Africa's Educational and development woes. In addition, he is also seeking the African high achiever seat and has been made a professor of the WIDU (World Distributed University) for his shameless heroics of distributing dodgy qualifications throughout East Africa. This is in consideration of the fact that the WIDU in question is not accredited and has been described by the Belgian Minister of Education as a "Diploma Mill".

Oborah is also the first Kenyan to digitally virtually attend Cambridge University. Meaning that he did not attend the University even though he says he did. Oborah, unlike the real Robin Hood, plays the victim whenever he is cornered. Where he was thrusting his fists of fraud in the air, shooting his mouth and brandishing phantom degrees in curriculum& gifts, he now coils into a fetal position and blinks like a kitten in an attempt to seek sympathy. He clutches his already showing ulcers and calls for "no more". No more competitors, blogs, ex staff and press. No more exposure because his noble venture needs to make him a lot of money so he can build a political career.

He swirls a toothpick arrogantly and rubs his belly, already full of roast meat with almost childlike glee.  Happy that he is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor Kenyans. He thinks of opening more feeding centres in far flung areas of Kenya where ignorant people can greedily feed on the UK food he presents. To make it more convincing, he speaks like the other Robin Hood from the movie-in a quack's English accent.

The food maims the people though, but they love it because it is fast tracked. They don't have to squat to crap after eating his food and as a plus; it makes them light headedly clever. Robin Hood calls this content.

You might be shocked to see how they are wonderfully limping around his drudge DALC castle. Some are totally crippled having eaten 1st, 2nd and 3rd level foods at the DALC feeding centre. Some are so totally wasted and paralysed, that Robin Hood has made them his workers. After all, they wouldn't work elsewhere anyway.

All this happens as the Prof. Hood shoots a never ending drivel of dim lies to keep everybody in check!  

5 comments:

  • i wouldn't use the Robin Hood analogy with Oborah, coz at least Robin Hood had compassion for the needy. Oborah cares for no one but himself, and even if he offers jobs to his former students, he's not a good samaritan as he exploits them to death.

    Oborah is a snake oil salesman, who offers people fake, or even dangerous products (education in this case) which he pretends are genuine and prestigious.

    His scam could be easily Kenya's largest and one of the longest running scams. It's a wonder that he's not yet been convicted of his many crimes. People should be informed to keep as far away from this guy and his institution.

    July 20, 2009 at 2:58 PM

  • Bloggers please help us,he is mad and idle again,apparently you guys are not hitting hard,what you are talking about is mere speculation,have you looked at the recent bulletins?

    July 21, 2009 at 2:10 PM

  • The IDEA of blogging was hatched in Cambridge

    July 21, 2009 at 2:13 PM

  • Most of what you have written sound like a bitter person rather than an objective mind. How sure are we you are telling us the truth or you misunderstood what DALC is offering? Dont get me wrong, am not supporting either of you but if what you have written turns out to be untrue, from how you descibe him, Oborah might sue. Give us something solid to believe on, rather than someone's internal memos that some how potraying he is trying his best to keep the college afloat despite all challenges. Its his college anyway and not a government or donor funded office, if he feels he wants to control everything so that things run smoothly thats within his control

    July 27, 2009 at 10:30 AM

  • If all this is true why can't the government stand still and raise it's voice against this tragedy cos its involving many kenyas and why has it been registered ang recognised by the ministry of education. I being astudent there, you are not serious.

    April 20, 2011 at 2:40 PM

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