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Thursday, March 5, 2009

DALC'S TRICKERY: LETS PLAY GAMES

Mind Games

Every con is a mind game and DALC people are well versed in this!! The games include:

  • Ostracize Them- Those who question DALC are society misfits who should be laughed at for questioning 22nd Century education at DALC. This is the common defence that DALC students, staff and management takes even where facts would be much more easier to deal with. Staff, students who leave DALC on suspicions that something is not right at DALC are dismissed as being too thick to understand and should be avoided.


  • Thief! Thief!- Have you left DALC? Did you join another company? Are you about to leave? Have you been telling people that DALC is not genuine? If you answer yes to any of these questions then the Head of Missions declares you to be a thief who stole an imaginary ksh 300,000 from him. Your picture will be published in the media soon you ungrateful imp. He has helped you, built you from your poverty and shitty past. According to Humphrey Oborah, the police are on your case and anybody with information about you should call him. The students know this.

  • Call the Police- The Police car must have been Oborah's favourite toy. “I'll call the police and have you arrested!! The Parklands police will come for you at the click of my finger”, I guess you are watching too many cop movies and wish you were the dirty cop so you'd come and shoot the bloggers. Maybe they should first arrest you mister Humphrey for fraud and tax evasion before they arrest us. Just a thought. Maybe a former staff whom you harassed should be arrested before she tells all? Problem is you cant figure which one. Hahaha.


  • Victim- DALC is the victim all the time. They never ever take responsibility for anything and always point fingers. Jealous competitors, mickey mouse, the sun , Oborah's envious neighbors, bitter staff, discontinued students, the bearded man, Al Pacino, the devil among others take the flak for DALCs dishonesty and fraudulent dealings. DALC is always being victimised. Faith Kinyae plays the “victimised one” role perfectly (she should be at the theater). She lowers her voice, shakes her head and narrates sorrowfully how DALC is a victim of the malicious people spreading rumours and spoiling for them.

1 comments:

  • Jealous competitors, mickey mouse, the sun , Oborah's envious neighbors, bitter staff, discontinued students, the bearded man, Al Pacino, the devil among others ---------ur one funny guy. This Oborah chap blames anything it seems!

    March 7, 2009 at 11:35 AM

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