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Thursday, March 5, 2009

DALC's TRICKERY: PROCEDURES

DALC exists for the sole purpose of getting as much money as they ca from unsuspecting Kenyans in the shortest possible time. To do this it pretends to be a fully legitimate institution but in reality is like a shopkeeper who knowingly sells you expired flour. He may have all the licenses on the wall, but he is taking your money for nothing.

To successfully achieve it mission of parting you from your money and making its owners billionaires by 2011, DALC has looked at Kenyans psyche, written a script on that and executed it very well.

How they part you from your money.

Procedures/Formality

This institution is riddled with so much formality , it puts your bank to shame! Again, it creates the impression that things here are always done the right way. Well there is nothing right about DALC.

  • Signing- How many times do you sign in DALC? When you walk into the office to enquire you leave your details. When you report to school you sign a book at the reception, you sign after every lesson, you sign a contract, you sign for the sports day, you sign when you receive a bulletin and sign and sign. Soon DALC might have you signing at the toilets. And does DALC sign anything for you? Nothing. Not even a receipt!

  • Forms- Admissions forms, Cambridge forms, More Forms, Graduation Forms and Career Survey Forms . There are more forms in DALC than your bank. This creates that illusion we are trying to dispel. It means nothing if all these forms lead you to a worthless degree/diploma!

  • Bulletins- Oborah used to send bulletins to even summon staff to his office and warn bickering staff. It got into his head and he put everything on the bulletins online. Do not believe what you read simply because it is in the DALC online system. Most of that crap is lies anyway.

  • Gift and Talent Tests– DALC can predict the careers of people from as early as 5 yrs old. According to the Professor of BioMedically approached education, the electrolyte balance in the baby's brain determines its career and Prof.Dr.Edu will predict that correctly 20 years in advance. Absolute balderdash. Show me people whose careers he has predicted since he started his forecasting in 2003. Show me one person for the last 6 years!!!

  • CATS, Assignments, Projects- DALC students do online Continuous Assessment Tests, Online Assignments, and submit projects online. That is a lot of work for the student but again means nothing because the lecturers are ill qualified to teach some of the courses yet they mark, DALC does not punish plagiarism and has no time to deal with cheaters. With all this work people think that this is the real deal. Well it isn't. DALC is simply running the same academic calendar it used to when the genuine Cambridge International Examinations were offered at DALC. CIE courses were withdrawn by the British Council and DALC partnered with the dubious CAM . Besides they do not want to arouse your suspicion by giving you a degree/diploma for nothing!!

  • Practical Education- Go to a company, find a problem solve it if you cannot, create an imaginary company, create an imaginary problem and solve it. You can also borrow a project from a former student and change the names on the cover or pay your lecturer to write one for you. Either way you will still pass because DALC does not care about the content of the projects in the Practical Education they like to brag about.

Procedures/Formality

This institution is riddled with so much formality , it puts your bank to shame! Again, it creates the impression that things here are always done the right way. Well there is nothing right about DALC.

  • Signing- How many times do you sign in DALC? When you walk into the office to enquire you leave your details. When you report to school you sign a book at the reception, you sign after every lesson, you sign a contract, you sign for the sports day, you sign when you receive a bulletin and sign and sign. Soon DALC might have you signing at the toilets. And does DALC sign anything for you? Nothing. Not even a receipt!

  • Forms- Admissions forms, Cambridge forms, More Forms, Graduation Forms and Career Survey Forms . There are more forms in DALC than your bank. This creates that illusion we are trying to dispel. It means nothing if all these forms lead you to a worthless degree/diploma!

  • Bulletins- Oborah used to send bulletins to even summon staff to his office and warn bickering staff. It got into his head and he put everything on the bulletins online. Do not believe what you read simply because it is in the DALC online system. Most of that crap is lies anyway.

  • Gift and Talent Tests– DALC can predict the careers of people from as early as 5 yrs old. According to the Professor of BioMedically approached education, the electrolyte balance in the baby's brain determines its career and Prof.Dr.Edu will predict that correctly 20 years in advance. Absolute balderdash. Show me people whose careers he has predicted since he started his forecasting in 2003. Show me one person for the last 6 years!!!

  • CATS, Assignments, Projects- DALC students do online Continuous Assessment Tests, Online Assignments, and submit projects online. That is a lot of work for the student but again means nothing because the lecturers are ill qualified to teach some of the courses yet they mark, DALC does not punish plagiarism and has no time to deal with cheaters. With all this work people think that this is the real deal. Well it isn't. DALC is simply running the same academic calendar it used to when the genuine Cambridge International Examinations were offered at DALC. CIE courses were withdrawn by the British Council and DALC partnered with the dubious CAM . Besides they do not want to arouse your suspicion by giving you a degree/diploma for nothing!!

  • Practical Education- Go to a company, find a problem solve it if you cannot, create an imaginary company, create an imaginary problem and solve it. You can also borrow a project from a former student and change the names on the cover or pay your lecturer to write one for you. Either way you will still pass because DALC does not care about the content of the projects in the Practical Education they like to brag about.

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